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So I have two and a half weeks to go.  Two and a half weeks!  If I follow tradition (my own, personal, tradition) this will spin out into four weeks.  I am enormous.  My feet are distant memories. 

But no time for that today.  Today we're seeing a play with the kids.  Exciting!  It may be my only play this season. 

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I stopped buying cold cereal about a year or so ago.  Cold cereal is interesting in terms of social history and marketing, but it’s not a particularly good breakfast food.  It’s also really expensive and full o’ the excessive packaging.  The local grocery store flyer has various cold cereals on sale for $3.99 (regular $5.99), for boxes of 385 to 535 grams.  For the purposes of comparison, we’ll say that’s four dollars for five hundred grams.  Further down the cereal aisle, you can find the PC organics brand of quick oats for $1.99 per 1 kg bag on sale (and I’m sure you can get quick oats cheaper than that if you buy in bulk).  Cooked oatmeal can be pretty good, but if we’re comparing, it’s important to come up with a cold cereal equivalent – which is granola.  It’s really easy to make granola.  On a culinary skill scale of one to ten, it’s a two (and it’s only a two because it involves the oven and I therefore wouldn’t let my kids make it by themselves).  Here’s how:

 

  1. Get out a shallow pan.  The top of a roasting pan is good or the kind of casserole you would make lasagne in.
  2. Pre-heat your oven to 200 degrees.
  3. Pour all or most of one kg of quick oats into the pan.
  4. Drizzle on ½ cup of oil (I use canola because it doesn’t impart a lot of flavour)
  5. Drizzle on ½ cup (approximate) of something sugary.  I’ve had success with honey, maple syrup, and brown sugar.  A combination would also work.
  6. Add crushed nuts (walnuts, pecans, almonds, etc. – a combination or one alone)
  7. Add baking spices (cinnamon or whathaveyou) and stir everything together.
  8. Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for twenty minutes.
  9. When the timer goes off, stir.
  10. Put the pan back and set the timer for twenty minutes again.
  11. When the timer goes off, stir.
  12. Put the pan back and turn the oven off.  You can leave it for another half hour or several hours.
  13. When the granola has cooled, add a handful or two of raisins or other dried fruit and stir. 
  14. Store in an airtight container. 

 

Typically, if I make a roast for dinner, I’ll make granola in the evening.  I like to leave it in the slightly warm oven overnight.  This makes a lot of granola, certainly over 1 kg.  The nuts are probably the most spendy part – maybe $2.00 worth.  The oats are about $2.00 and the other ingredients are about $2.00 together.  So granola is about six bucks a kilogram or about ¾ of the price of on sale cold cereal.  Which already seems to be worthwhile.  Commercial granola, however, especially the health food store kind (which is the closest to a homemade granola in terms of using the least processed sugars and no trans fats) is much more expensive, running more like 12-15 dollars per kg. 

 

Which is fine:  I’d rather pay more for something decent than less for something pretty gross. But granola, while pretty delightful (especially with berries and yoghurt), is something you can make at home with almost no effort, so make your own and save your food bucks to spend where it matters more.

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After the aforementioned mango chutney and today’s nine pints of mango salsa, I think I am finished canning mangoes.  The salsa called for green mangoes, and that was good because that’s all that was left at the grocery that had them on sale for 48 cents each.  I have about nine of them left over and the plan is to wait until they’re ripe and then cube and freeze them.  I think the mango salsa turned out well, but it called for red peppers and red peppers are not in season and not on sale.  I might not make it next year.  On the other hand, the pantry shelf in the basement is starting to look very satisfying.

 

The more important culinary discovery – the one I actually want to share – is that everyone should be making their own crackers.  I made some a few years ago and they were fine, but high on effort.  Yesterday I made some that were far better and far easier.  I’ve been reading Seasonal Ontario Food and the recipes are almost always terrific.  The crackers are here.

 

I didn’t actually have rye flour and was out of whole wheat, so I just used white flour and flax meal.  Which turned out fine.  These come out like lavash crackers which are, by far, my favourite to eat with sharp cheese and some kind of spread.  I expect that this basic (incredibly easy) recipe can be adapted to make whatever variety of cracker you have a hankering for.  Whereas actual lavash crackers tend to be anywhere from $3 to $5 dollars (depending on how gentrified your local store is) and come irritatingly packaged in a plastic shell, the homemade version will set you back less than a dollar and you can store them in a thrifted cracker tin.  (This also makes about twice as many crackers, so it’s roughly one-sixth of the price.  Seriously!)

 

Although making these crackers is neither as time-consuming nor as tricky as making bread*, people will be much more impressed.  I think this is because we have an idea that bread is something people can make at home, but crackers seem to have always arrived in a box.  I have no memory of my grandmother, for example, making crackers, but lots of her making various kinds of bread.  And I have a lot of older cookbooks and none of them have cracker recipes.  Curious.

 

I mention the price of this especially because, after coming up with the price breakdown on the mango chutney, and now crackers, I am delighted to report that you can serve a snack to a few people of crackers, chutney, and cheese and if your snack budget is like ten bucks, you have $8.50 to spend on cheese!  You can get really good cheese for that kind of cash – like cheese made by actual people who love making cheese and who are so crazy about it they went into cheese production as a full-time job. 

 

* Making bread isn’t that hard, but it took me some time before I felt like I could get a consistent loaf. 

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During the summer of 2006, I canned a couple of things.  In 2007, I canned a lot (we had a farm share that year and I was frequently overrun with produce).  Last year, I canned nothing.  This year, I plan to put up more food than ever before.  Our garden will be bigger than it’s ever been (still quite tiny) and my schedule will allow for mornings free to work on this kind of stuff.  And this year I’ve been increasingly frustrated with the amount of stuff we buy in cans and then recycle.  I have, basically, no faith in the recycling program.  Tomatoes are our biggest problem.  We probably eat, on average, three cans of diced tomatoes, plus one of tomato paste, per week, every week.  Which means that if I were to can all of our tomato needs, I would need 156 cans of tomatoes (or actually need half of that amount because I would can quart jars rather than pints – why are tomatoes sold in pints when I seem to need at least two for everything I make with them?).  And 52 of paste?  That’s crazy!  I do remember though, that my grandma had a whole storage room lined with jars at the end of every harvest.  There were lots of tomatoes and probably even more pickles.
 

Yesterday, I made mango chutney.  It wasn’t the delicious chutney recipe of 2006 – where did that go? – but it was fine.  Hopefully it will improve with age.  The list of ingredients was really long and as I was buying stuff I worried that although I can get behind the environmental ideal of home canned stuff, I might be spending a lot of money on this.  This morning I sat down to figure it all out.  The jars and lids are, this time, not part of the equation because I already had them kicking around from previous canning adventures.  I canned half-pint jars, which is about the amount of chutney you’d want to serve with cheese and crackers when friends come by or enough to open for a meal and snack on for a week.  (I will spare you the part of the calculation where I figured out how much cider vinegar, for example, I used out of the jug – this is just the cost of the amounts of things I actually used.)

 

Apple cider vinegar $0.80

Mangos $5.76 (Mangos were on sale – May is their time – and this is less than half of what they are here during the rest of the year)

Raisins $3.90

Limes $0.97

Ginger $0.85  

Oranges $1.27

Molasses $0.65           

Garlic $0.12

Spices $0.75

Cilantro $0.75

 

Lemons, onions, brown sugar I already had $2.00 (that’s a guess, obviously)

 

The total grocery cost of making the chutney was $17.82.  I made two batches to can and one (nearly full) batch to eat in the next couple of weeks.  I’ve never done that before and I don’t know why:  it makes so much sense and eliminates waste.  Following a canning recipe means really following it – otherwise you can’t be sure if you’ve got the acidity/sugar level safe for preserving.  But you’re usually canning things to use up whatever you have a lot of and it’s safer to go over the amount of some things to ensure you have enough to make the recipe.  I knew here that I wanted to make a dozen half-pint jars of chutney – two batches – but I when I’d chopped up the mango, I had nearly the required amount to make another whole batch.  So while I prepared the ingredients, I filled pot one with the first batch, a bowl with the second, and then another pot with whatever I had left.  The last pot didn’t have to be exact because I wasn’t going to keep it past a week or two in the fridge.  Therefore, it got the little bits of everything left. 

 

I estimate (that fridge batch was a little hard to guess at amounts) that I got about 136 total ounces of chutney, so the cost per ounce was $0.13.  And that works out to about $1.05 per jar.

 

I’m not sure how cheap you could buy mango chutney for.  I found one website that sells “gourmet” chutney for $7.50 per eight-ounce jar.   Considering that the chutney I made contains only fresh ingredients and no preservatives, I imagine it meets the criteria for “gourmet”.  (It does not meet the criteria for organic or locally-sourced (obviously).)  I will knock four dollars off that ridiculous price and guess that $3.50 a jar is not unreasonable.  It might go for cheaper than even that in a grocery store, but it’s certainly going to contain lot of whacky “natural and artificial flavours” and whatnot.  My cost per ounce was $0.13 versus the commercial cost per ounce of $0.43 – a savings of about $0.30 per ounce.  I made 136 ounces for a total savings then of about $40.00.  It took me about three or four hours to make (depending on whether one counts shopping, etc.), but that’s still a minimum hourly wage of about $10.00 an hour.

 

So setting aside reasons of deliciousness (which are really the best reasons anyway), it’s cheaper to make your own.  It’s actually a lot cheaper. 

 

Last night we had white fish poached in wine with cilantro and chives; basmati rice; and mango chutney.  My dad made the wine, the chives were from the garden, the cilantro was leftover from the chutney making.  The total cost of the meal was about $10.00, or $2.50 per plate.  I’ve made dinners that were a lot cheaper – lentil stew, for example, is notoriously inexpensive – but probably not for something as fancy.

 

It’s probably very much worth it on the price difference to make condiments – particularly ‘specialty’ ones like chutney.  For things like canned tomatoes, I expect that the worth will come less from a straight price comparison than from quality.  I will go local and organic, for example, and I’ll be able to skip the copious amount of sodium. 

 

So this year my plan is to can.  I want to make another run of chutney (the even better recipe that I made before, if I can find it), strawberry jam; plain strawberry preserves; rhubarb and strawberry jam (I’ll also freeze both of those); nine-day pickles, dill pickles; beets; pears; peaches; apple sauce; blueberry jam; tomatoes; tomato sauce; ketchup; tomato paste.  And I don’t know what else.  Hopefully good things

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My sister just had a new baby, so welcome to the world, nephew! He’s seven pounds and twelve ounces of cute (apparently – I haven’t seen him yet -- but why would they lie about that?).


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I think that I get panicky that I may not have money to spend in the near to distant future, and want to spend some now, while I still have the chance. Here’s a quick round up of things I have bought that have brought me varying degrees of pleasure:

A record player 

Everyone go out and buy one right now! Record players are awesome. All of those albums we’ve been carting around for years can now be played and played and played again. 

 Records

You probably could have guessed this – but Ulysses and I went out yesterday and bought some more. Because we’re insatiable! I think the stuff we dragged home is fairly indicative of our collection as a whole: Aretha Franklin, Young, Gifted, and Black; Duke Ellington, Such Sweet Thunder [the album he composed for Stratford, Ontario]; Dean [Tex] Martin, Rides Again; Cyndi Lauper, She’s So Unusual; The Beach Boys, Christmas Album; Charles Mingus Presents the Charles Mingus Quartet; A Christmas For You From Phil Spector; Johnny Cash, American IV: The Man Comes Around. (The two Christmas albums are Christmas presents for the kids around here.)

Panini Grill

This is a cast-iron, stove-top pan with a very heavy lid that you heat up and then squash the sandwich with. I’ve been pretty much grilling everything. 

The Complete Jeeves and Wooster

Another Christmas present for the kids. 

 A mat for the front entrance

 This place is so tiny!  When you walk in the front door, there’s just a tiny little place to stand before you’re in the living room. It’s hard to keep the snow confined to one area and not melting in puddles everywhere. The mat, it turns out, helps a lot. I’d been holding out for the four months we’ve been here to get something I liked the looks of, but finally pragmatism won out. It’s an ugly mat, and it keeps the puddles out of the house at large.

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Oh, Family Day!  What a rip-off.  Not only is this during reading week, making the whole thing null and void as a holiday, but it cuts into the actual reading I have to do because the children are all home.  And will be on Friday since it’s (yet another) PA day.

 

I’m going into Toronto tomorrow and I demand to have a fantastic time.

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was just telling me about his writing project at school.

"It's going to be so cool!  At the very end, on the last page, it's going to say "'THE END', but there's also going to be a question mark!  So it might not really be the end."  

Rock on, kiddo!

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Pick up the last transcripts from the registrar’s office.

Write the statements of interest for the last two schools.

Send application packages by courier.

Finish reading a novel (1/3 done) for tomorrow’s class.

Send a discussion question on the novel to the professor today.

Do some research for the R.A. job.

Think about the topic for my seminar in two weeks and start research.

Think about the topic for my other seminar in three weeks and start research.

Mark huge, ugly pile of business writing nonsense for my T.A. job

Read for next week’s classes (Book of Negroes, Book 3 of the Locke)

Make a menu for Pancake Tuesday party (30 guests!).

Find and borrow a couple of griddles and an enormous coffee maker for that party.

Notice how hardly anything got done yesterday?  That's because I wasn't including all of the extra stuff:

Return borrowed book to prof. 
Get money out of the bank
Buy birthday gift for my father
Get groceries
Buy shampoo and conditioner to replace the product that Mia filled with water when she had her bath on Monday night
Make dinner
Eat dinner
Wander around the thrift store for an hour
Buy a new pair of Mary Janes and make Ulysses come and buy shoes too (buy one, get one free)

And today I still have to do all of the undone things, but I also have to:

Go to class
Make it home right after to meet the kids (Ulysses is in Toronto today)
Make dinner
Clean up

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Pick up the last transcripts from the registrar’s office.

Write the statements of interest for the last two schools.

Send application packages by courier.

Finish reading a novel (1/3 done) for tomorrow’s class.

Send a discussion question on the novel to the professor today.

Do some research for the R.A. job.

Think about the topic for my seminar in two weeks and start research.

Think about the topic for my other seminar in three weeks and start research.

Mark huge, ugly pile of business writing nonsense for my T.A. job.

Read for next week’s classes.

Make a menu for Pancake Tuesday party (30 guests!).

Find and borrow a couple of griddles and an enormous coffee maker for that party.

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